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harka
Pridružen/-a: 26.12. 2007, 06:10
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Kraj: Ljubljana, tudi do 600m nmv
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Sicer sestavek v angleščini ampak vseeno zanimiv za branje:
O slovenščini
"Slovenian
07.12.2007
By Victor Irving
Slovenian is one of the most complicated languages on earth.
Take this joke from students who were struggling with the language:
- Let's order two coffee.
- All right, coffee is kava en two is dva, so dva kava?
- No, it's dva kavo – 4th case because it's the object of the sentence: (I'd like) dva kavo.
- But hey, adjective and noun should match, so shouldn't it be: dvo kavo?
- Not really, because with two it's an exception: dve kavo
- All right, the dualism…
- Oh yeah, two has a separate ending! Ena kava, dve kavi, tri kave.
- So it should be Dve kavi, prosim,
- Don't forget it's still the 4th case.
- Same as the 1st for dual, female gender words.
- But I'd like my coffee with whipped cream: z smetan.
- That's the instrumental case. Z smetano.
- No, I think it's s smetano because of the pronunciation.
- Screw this: 'Two beer please.'
Another situation: Guys sees a girl walk by and wants to invite her for a coffee.
He is about to say: Zdravo! Gremo na kava?
Then he remembers: Oh wait, we're going somewhere, so fourth case: gremo na kavo. No wait, with 'gremo' she'll think it's for three or more persons, so: greva na kavo? Then he realises it's more polite to ask if she would like to go: Bi rad da greva na kavo? But since he's talking to a girl he has to say: Bi rada da greva na kavo?
- Zdravo! Bi ra…
The girl has passed by a minute ago.
Even more interesting is the way Slovenian bends city-names. The city is called Ljubljana, but you are from Ljubljane. The a changes into an e, however, if a city-name does not end with an a you add one. For instance, I am from Amsterdama. But if you go to the city, it becomes Ljubljano. And if you say you live there, you say in Ljubljani, or in case there is no a to change into an i, you say you live in Londonu. The same with names: You are at Victorju (Victor's), the belch came out of Victorja and you're crying about an impossible grammatical system with Victorjem and you know about Victorjevega mačka and haven't understood Victorjevega teksta.
Let's take a moment now to fully appreciate that six cases, three genders and singular, dual and plural endings lead to 54 options, and with adjectives that may differ from nouns, about 108 options. For newcomers, creating a sentence may take some time.
Most interesting, however, is that there are a few words that are the same in every case. Roza (pink) never changes, and neither does a name like Karen. Great. How about something similar for all words in Slovenian? People may still be able to understand each other; in English or Dutch coffee is coffee whether you drink it, see it, don't have it, order it or throw with it. Moreover, these days national identity is no longer dependant on a language's complexity. Slovenia is a real country, so the language can develop as all other languages: get easier. Maybe then foreigners can devote some brain capacity to what they want to say instead of how they have to say it.
Victor Irving lives in Ljubljani and is desperately trying to learn Slovensko."
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mfranc
Pridružen/-a: 02.05. 2008, 20:00
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Kraj: Ljubljana
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Rabiste prevod ?  
-Hello.
* Hello.
-Where are you from?
* I'm from Slovenia.
-Aah, yes, Slovakia. From Bratislawa?
* Noo, I'm from Slovenia, you know, Ljubljana, Piran, Adriatic sea,
Lipicanian horses, Postojna cave, Maribor...
-Aaa, yes, yes, Slovenia: Jansha, Patria, Rode, Tovshak, Zidar, Jankovitch, Balkan warrior, Slovenian courts and.. and.. Cangler?
* NOO, NOOO, I"M FROM SLOVAKIA!!!!
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muha
Pridružen/-a: 29.11. 2007, 15:47
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Ko je Krištof Kolumb prinesel koruzo v Evropo, je Chuck Norris na pomolu že prodajal kokice.
Ko so izumili mobilni telefon, je imel Chuck Norris že dva neodgovorjena klica.
Chuck Norris lahko shrani podatke na navaden ključ.
Chuck Norris je zmagal na Tour de France z orbitrekom.
Nekoč sta Chuck Norris in superman polagala roke. Poraženec mora še danes nositi gate čez kostum.
Nekateri spijo v pižami od supermana. Superman spi v pižami od Chucka Norrisa.
Preden Chuck Norris prečka cesto, morajo avti pogledati levo in desno.
V zgodovini ni bilo nobene evolucije. Obstajajo le živali, ki jim je Chuck Norris pustil živeti.
Chuck Norris je enkrat prišel dvakrat.
Američani so se leta 1945 odločevali: naj na Japonsko vržejo atomsko bombo, ali naj pošljejo Chucka Norrisa? Odločili so se za bolj humano možnost.
Ko je bil Chuck Norris mulc, nikoli ni močil postelje. Postelja se je sama poscala od strahu.
Chuck Norris lahko ploska z eno roko.
Chuck Norris je zgradil hišo, v kateri se je rodil.
Chuck Norris je edini, ki lahko v Tušu nabira Mercator Pike.
Chuck Norris gre z avtom tako hitro, da mu garmin daje navodila v pretekliku.
Chuck Norris se je prikazal Mariji.
Chuck Norris-ov srčni utrip se meri po Rihterjevi lestvici.
Chuck Norris lahko napiše grafit na zvočni zid!
Chuck Norris je edini, ki pri kikirikiju loči kdo je kiki in kdo riki.
Vendar pa tudi Chuck Norris ne more rešit Slovenije!!! |
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valter
Pridružen/-a: 04.01. 2013, 14:20
Prispevkov: 1122
Kraj: Kras
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| Objavljeno: 20 Maj 2013 09:36 Naslov sporočila: |
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"Ali veš kaj se zgodi, če se najbolj neumen Gorenjec preseli na Štajersko?"
"Na Gorenjskem se dvigne inteligenčni nivo."
"Ja, pa na Štajerskem tudi."
Matr ta pa je malo šovinistični  |
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valter
Pridružen/-a: 04.01. 2013, 14:20
Prispevkov: 1122
Kraj: Kras
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valter
Pridružen/-a: 04.01. 2013, 14:20
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Kraj: Kras
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